SURF SALVATION

Luckiest Guy
They might make some bold claims
But their only clear aims
Are to sell you some gunk in a jar.

RASPECT

Boogaloo
If the names on the label
Make the Tower of Babel
Seem easy to understand,

Coustard
Then what’s in the stuff
Could just be a bluff:
You hold an unknown in your hand.

Merriweather
And the more you find out
Well, the more you must doubt
That the stuff is quite harmless. Actually…

Cambo
The names are so long
You pronounce them all wrong
And it’s hard to find out what they are.

Noto Serif
That miracle cream
Might be just a bad dream
Full of chemicals brewed in a factory!

Domine
Now the odds are quite high
Though they promise the sky
They’ll end up being bad for the earth

Cutive
And when fish have to die
‘Cos of stuff that we buy
It is clear we’ve paid more than it’s worth.

Source Serif Pro
With RAspect we have tried
To make sure you’re supplied
With sunscreen you know you can trust.

Enriqueta
Just some natural oil,
Mineral zinc from the soil…
Our claim that they’re good is robust.

ArbutusSlab
We use wax made by bees
Brew our own Rooibos teas
With water straight out of a spring.

Fenix
It’s so good you can eat it
You really can’t beat it
And it comes in a cool handy tin.

Brawler
Now the odds are quite high
Though they promise the sky
They’ll end up being bad for the earth

Inika
And when fish have to die
‘Cos of stuff that we buy
It is clear we’ve paid more than it’s worth.

Gurajada
With RAspect we have tried
To make sure you’re supplied
With sunscreen you know you can trust.

Habibi
Just some natural oil,
Mineral zinc from the soil…
Our claim that they’re good is robust.

Trykker
We use wax made by bees
Brew our own Rooibos teas
With water straight out of a spring.

Sura
It’s so good you can eat it
You really can’t beat it
And it comes in a cool handy tin.